Facial distraction

Movember is almost over. But before it disappears, let's hear it for the women, far and wide, who have persevered a hair-ific ordeal this month.

That's right. Movember means moustaches. And other facial hair variations. But it's all for a very worthy cause - raising awareness of prostate cancer.

So come on, I know you have some coinage deep in your pockets. Think of the poor woman who has had to suffer this beardy masterpiece for an entire month.


Your currencies of many varieties will be acceptable here:




Well done, Handlebar Horn and the rest of your team. I owe you a song. I hope you like it, it's one of my favourites.

Save ---all ---your ---kisses for December,
Save all your kisses for December
Bye-bye, beardy, bye-bye